
There are cricket matches, and then there are reunions of old friends disguised as cricket matches. Ware Cricket Club's annual gathering with the Old Hertfordians Class of the '90s was very much the latter—a glorious celebration of friendships, fading knees, enduring talent and the eternal optimism that this year the hamstrings might just survive.
Master of ceremonies, field marshal and chief medical officer Peter Devonshire once again assembled his trusty band of veterans. Knee supports were distributed with military precision, a gallon of Deep Heat hung in the air like a familiar cologne, and the paramedics were, reassuringly, on standby should enthusiasm outstrip flexibility. It was splendid to see so many familiar faces, with Dev pulling off a transfer coup worthy of deadline day by securing appearances from Hoyle, Devine and Club President Andy Vaughan. Whatever the agents charged, it was money well spent.
As ever, cricket's greatest supporting act came before a ball was bowled. The Compton family produced a magnificent tea that would have tempted even the sternest dietician into a second helping, while groundsman Julian presented another immaculate wicket—a pitch so true and inviting it almost persuaded a few of the old hands they were still twenty-five.
Ware took the field first in this 30-over affair and, if vintage wines improve with age, then Mark Batchelor is clearly being stored under perfect conditions. In a moment that caused visible astonishment in Peter Devonshire's direction, Batch not only found the stumps but did so with remarkable precision. One suspected Dev briefly wondered whether the laws of physics had been rewritten. Not content with that, Dev himself clung on to two sparkling slip catches with hands that clearly remembered exactly what to do, even if the rest of him occasionally needed reminding.
The bowling honours were shared generously. DJ delivered with customary control, Mark somehow combined his bowling with wicketkeeping—or at least appeared determined to try—while Passers, Jut Gray, Ian Martin, Matt G, C Dev and company all played their part in steadily tightening the screws. Then came Dave "Venom" Green, steaming in with a spell possessing enough fizz to remind everyone that pace, much like mischief, never entirely deserts a fast bowler.
For Old Hertfordians there was much to admire. Zack Gilewicz and Alex Smith both played handsome innings, but the afternoon truly belonged to young Sulaiman, whose accomplished half-century blended confidence, timing and composure in a manner that suggested cricket's future is in very capable hands.
The umpires, meanwhile, were exemplary throughout, although by the closing stages their shoulders had clearly enjoyed a more strenuous workout than anticipated after repeatedly signalling the day's generous supply of wides. One feared they might require Deep Heat themselves before tea.
Chasing the target, the Old Boys approached matters with reassuring authority. DJ, Dom and Mark unfurled strokes of delightful quality, demonstrating once again that class is indeed permanent, even if ankle ligaments, lower backs and recovery times have become somewhat negotiable. The runs flowed, the smiles broadened, and victory arrived with plenty to spare.
Every great match deserves a champagne moment, and this year's honour was claimed in unforgettable fashion by Jut Gray, whose wonderfully inventive run-out managed to defeat the opposition without their having to do very much at all. It was the sort of dismissal that Morecambe and Wise might have choreographed—immaculately timed, beautifully executed and leaving everyone else in stitches.
A final word belongs to the youngsters, whose enthusiasm, energy and obvious talent added a wonderful dimension to the day. Maci, Sulaiman and Carmen all bowled with confidence, fielded superbly and showed that while the old guard may still know all the stories, the next generation is already writing some splendid new chapters.
In truth, the scorebook will record another enjoyable victory, but those who were there will remember something rather more important: old friends reunited, new friendships strengthened, laughter echoing around the ground and cricket doing what it has always done best—bringing people together on a summer's afternoon. And really, that is a result that never grows old.